I know I posted this on Thursday, but I've submitted it to Navel Gazing's Very Funny Friday!
If you've already read it, act surprised, then go check out the rest of the giggles.
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My sweet new (to me) ride has finally arrived, so Monkey and I took it out for a spin yesterday.
As we were meandering through the aisles of my local Target, I overheard another mom reaching the ubiquitous parental end point with her preschooler.
"Susie*, get over here now or I will make you sit in the cart."
(pause)
"I am giving you to the count of three."
(pause)
One... Two...
And knowing what was coming, I held my breath and silently begged Monkey not to do it.
Alas, to no avail.
He smiled his megawatt smile and proudly shouted,
"THREE!"
(sigh)
On a side note, it's really hard to admonish your child when you're gasping for air and it's coming out,
"Nuh-uh-oh! St-t-t-t-t-aaaawp! Mon-k-ke-e-e! Sh-sh-sh-uh!"
If you've already read it, act surprised, then go check out the rest of the giggles.
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My sweet new (to me) ride has finally arrived, so Monkey and I took it out for a spin yesterday.
As we were meandering through the aisles of my local Target, I overheard another mom reaching the ubiquitous parental end point with her preschooler.
"Susie*, get over here now or I will make you sit in the cart."
(pause)
"I am giving you to the count of three."
(pause)
One... Two...
And knowing what was coming, I held my breath and silently begged Monkey not to do it.
Alas, to no avail.
He smiled his megawatt smile and proudly shouted,
"THREE!"
(sigh)
On a side note, it's really hard to admonish your child when you're gasping for air and it's coming out,
"Nuh-uh-oh! St-t-t-t-t-aaaawp! Mon-k-ke-e-e! Sh-sh-sh-uh!"
That's too funny! My daughter does the same thing:-)
ReplyDeleteHaha!!
ReplyDeleteHe will make a good parent!
ReplyDeleteHAHA! *I* would have probably done the same thing! I love messing with people at grocery stores!
ReplyDeleteHere from Navel Gazing. That's so funny.
ReplyDeleteI think he's got it figured out, doesn't he?
ReplyDeleteKids are so funny!
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