*The summer wind, Comes rolling in, From across the sea...*
Thought we could use a change of song...
*hm hm-m-m, hm h-m-m...*
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From The Summer of 2008:
Dear Barnes And Noble,
I am sorry I have to tell you this, but...
I am seeing someone else.
I never meant to hurt you, really. It's just something I had to do for myself. I'm trying to improve my life. Streamline. Optimize. Living greener and...
Do you really want to hear all of this?
Ok.
It's been going on for about a month now. Sometimes we meet online. Then, only when things are ready, do we meet in person.
I still think about you every day. Really, I do. I think about you there too. I know you don't want to hear that, but it's true.
Your card is in my wallet even now... yes, that card is in there too.
Yes, I do love your discounts.
Of course I love the squishy chairs and panoramic views from the second floor.
You don't understand. There's free Wi-Fi there!
You charge! Who charges anymore?
They are not used! They're just pre-read.
Yes I do miss being the first... the only...
Of course I remember those nights when we stayed up so late. Hazy summer nights filled with Frappucinos and wizards and neon wristbands.
We'll have that again. Someday.
No. I can't stop it now. I want to, but I can't!
We can still see each other. Just not all the time like... before.
And the time we spend apart will make the time we do spend together special.
I have to go.
No, I really have to go. The book I ordered is in.
I'll see you around.
Thought we could use a change of song...
*hm hm-m-m, hm h-m-m...*
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From The Summer of 2008:
Dear Barnes And Noble,
I am sorry I have to tell you this, but...
I am seeing someone else.
I never meant to hurt you, really. It's just something I had to do for myself. I'm trying to improve my life. Streamline. Optimize. Living greener and...
Do you really want to hear all of this?
Ok.
It's been going on for about a month now. Sometimes we meet online. Then, only when things are ready, do we meet in person.
I still think about you every day. Really, I do. I think about you there too. I know you don't want to hear that, but it's true.
Your card is in my wallet even now... yes, that card is in there too.
Yes, I do love your discounts.
Of course I love the squishy chairs and panoramic views from the second floor.
You don't understand. There's free Wi-Fi there!
You charge! Who charges anymore?
They are not used! They're just pre-read.
Yes I do miss being the first... the only...
Of course I remember those nights when we stayed up so late. Hazy summer nights filled with Frappucinos and wizards and neon wristbands.
We'll have that again. Someday.
No. I can't stop it now. I want to, but I can't!
We can still see each other. Just not all the time like... before.
And the time we spend apart will make the time we do spend together special.
I have to go.
No, I really have to go. The book I ordered is in.
I'll see you around.
I'm with you. If B&N had better discounts i'd do more of my shopping there. Until then, i'll have to keep looking around for alternatives.
ReplyDeleteI remember this post! I read it out loud to my husband laughing the whole time:-)
ReplyDeleteHehe! These are so flippin' funny! I love it!
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